I'm not rich and I don't do porn, but my real name is Brantley Brice. My parents were hoping for a girl so I didn't have a name for nine days before they decided on Brantley.
I'm from South Carolina originally but knew I wanted to move to NYC after I saw Home Alone 2. Becoming a janitor at The Plaza Hotel was my plan A, but a lot has changed since I was eight. Today I work as a maintenance man in a hostel behind Times Square.
"Reach for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars."
-can't remember who said this
I came out of the closet later than most people because I had to repeat kindergarten. More often than not, people assume I'm straight when first meeting me. Have you ever thrown your back out while explaining to a stranger why you don't wanna be set up with her girlfriend who's sitting at the other end of the bar? Hopefully by sharing my website and performing comedy, more people will know I'm gay so I can stop havin' to come out every day.
Aside from coming out late, I was also diagnosed late with ADHD & OCD [Jan. 2017]. According to my shrink, I'll now know what its like to work to my full potential.
"I can't believe you've gone this long without medication."
-actual quote from my psychiatrist
This news was triggering and explained why I have always had a hard time academically [I never went to college] as well as my struggles with anxiety and depression. My apologies for any grammatical errors but it's seriously not my fault.
My artistic strengths are stand up comedy, acting, writing, and video making. I like to think what makes my content unique is that I usually work alone using only an iPhone and my surroundings. I shoot profile while performing act-outs in public places or in my own building/shoebox apartment with inanimate objects or people who don't exist. Vids take on their own form whether it be a one-off, short story, or a series with a recurring theme. Editing and design are also integral parts of my work.
I perform standup all around NYC including UCB, The Pit, Stand Up NY, Gotham, & Littlefield. I'm an alumni of UCB and my work has been featured on Splitsider and Spike TV. When I'm not doing comedy, I enjoy crossfit, painting, and reading about dinosaurs.